i’m just so thrilled with my house. it’s clean, pristine, perfect, the way i always imagined it before child three (my joy) toppled all sense of control in my life. our jewel realtor Nancy put together a lovely brochure with our photos–i almost like looking at them more than living here. it’s easier… less cleaning to do.

this means i will not sell this house for anything less than what the next house must be. we have to find the right house… or i’ll throw up.

J: jinxed (whenever i perform, i mess up just once.)
K: vitamin K (promotes blood clotting, prevents hemorrhaging)
L: lowercase